This just come in the mailbox. Papa want to dedicate this all to my lady friends. Let just says, the wives, the Smart wives!

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”

[Papa: Oouchh... she's good ]

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

[Papa: this sounds familiar ]

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

[Papa: How come this correct too, ah? ]

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.” Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.” Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.” So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says………. “HEBREWS”

[Papa: You indeed smart wife! ]

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.” Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

[Papa: You Smart, twisted Wife Your fault husband! ]

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Oouch… that hurst, man. Really hurt!

Now, Women, tell me you not laughing now? And Men, can you handle all these? Papa honestly, definitely CANNOT! No wonder, wife and Papa always argue. She must be one smart, intelligent woman. We only stop arguing later on because son Josh just keep looking at us. OOOoopps.

Special dedication goes to … in my blog diary, has to go to Lilian. You Rock Mom! [nodding now]
Papa also need to mention other wifes in the there too. OK, not you Cindy. you are not married, Papa knows. Isk isk isk. Mother, smart wifes includes: Doris with son Clayton, Nicole with son Sean, Someone from East Cost of Singapore with son Jaymes, and last but not least, Mary Ann. Who blamed wrongly her daughter for losing her USB. She found already. [I got to keep the blue color one lah... i wonder who's USB is this.. found in the office! Hehehe]

Lastly here: To husband: I can only think one here(this is because I’m the only Papa around who ‘Kepochee’ enough to go around the ladies): Azrin, don’t be too smart. the wife may be smarter than all of us here. Hehehe. Just kidding there. No jokes no fun. Actually I got another two fathers. Azmeen, the cool knowledgeable in Linux and almost everything and Gontua, the engineer(he call it engine-air only LOL ).

additional note: Papa usually don’t pay saman. Any saman Papa throws in the rubbish. Traffic offence - got someone inside, credit card late payment - I got lawyer friend, so ignored only. Hahahahaa!.

Phheewww. A long post here on a bright sunny day outside and cool 20 degree Celcius inside this damn Computer Room, working on Public Holiday. You all lucky!

Edited: The New parent, is another good husband blog