What Methods Do You Prefer When Wiping Your A$$?

Papaadmin June 23rd, 2007 | Viewed 248 views

OK, since the previous post of Toilet Paper has many “admirers”, I think it is appropriate to come up with this title. Your favourite method of wiping your A$$. Hey, do not blame me. I am as usual working on Saturday while some of you watching DVD or probably still sleeping. I will be working till 8pm, you know. So give me a break.

Actually, someone in the comment box ‘hoping’ I will write about this title. You all want or not? I can stop now. What? Continue? Bah, again, please do not blame me. That someone must be really an influential person. He talks, he commented, everyone should follow. Wow.

So, you all ready or not? Alright, there are actually 3 favorites method of doing this “wiping you ass” after you did it. Ready?

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You still here? Bah. OK.

Method number 1. - You tear carefully the toilet paper, like 3 to 4 square pieces, wrap around itself, so a bit thicker, if not enough, take another 3 pieces of the square size and fold it nicely again. Ready? ok, now carefully place the folded toilet paper under your bottom, starting from the top back and …… hmmm, damn it. I can’t continue after this. It so sickening. It reminded me what I did this morning.

No more, enough. Stop. Blame it on that guy who ask, hope I did this post……..
wait… i check again what his comment.

..I hope your next discussion will not be about ‘What Methods Do You Prefer When Wiping Your ***’

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5 Responses to “What Methods Do You Prefer When Wiping Your A$$?”

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Kay Kastum says:
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:15 pm

Aiseh.. you might have got me wrong. Anyway…
….I will take a lot and make it into this fluffy ball kind of shape first. That way you can save time by going with one sweeping action.
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cindy says:
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:49 pm

Eh.. this is a bit gross..
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Davelynne says:
June 23rd, 2007 at 11:32 pm

eWWWWW….. Yuck! No mood turus makan eh…
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papaadmin says:
June 24th, 2007 at 2:53 am

Sorry all. too much work in the office. Brain also gone hay wired. Misread Kay’s comment. but his style, see…. make a fluffy ball pulak. hahahaha.
Ok ok, comment close lah.
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Sweetpea says:
June 25th, 2007 at 11:52 am

haha… i think it really depends on what kind of ‘gold’ you deposit, whether it’s thicker and wipe till you can wipe no more, or just a thin layer where you couldn’t care less….. ewww.. gross! hahahaa…. very personal topic papa. imagine if we ever meet up for a blogger’s meet, the first thing we may thing about the person is how he/she wipes the a**!!