Jokes: Pre-take off announcement on airlines flight
Papaadmin September 13th, 2007 | Viewed 376 views
Here a joke I received recently that somehow missed my spam vault. I found it funny and I want to share it with you all.
Disclaimer: Not me. Just sharing. Nothing against any individual or whatever company involved here.Get it - it is a joke ok 
Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight
English as it is broken in China
Subject: Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines FlightThis is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:”Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit uplight
and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty
p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill.“HOPE IT DOESN’t APPLY TO AIR ASIA…………TRULLY ASIA
Funny or not Hahahahaha. I am not laughing, you know 
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September 13th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
astagaaaaaaaaa…ancus
September 13th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
I like it.
September 13th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
*heehee*
September 13th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
: | , Speechless…Airlines some more…haiya…
September 14th, 2007 at 12:03 am
One word: Priceless! ROTFLMAO
September 14th, 2007 at 1:02 am
Hmm..maybe one day when going back to Sabah, sneak behind and play with the flight PA system……
September 14th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Not funny, and I doubt it’s true.
Must be a typical ang-moh joke. Because Asians like us know that:
The Japanese are the ones who have difficulty pronouncing words with L in them; ie. “pleasure” becomes “pressure”.
And it’s the Aussies who pronounce “today” as “to die”.
Not the Chinese.
And it’s all stereotypical anyway so :shrug:
September 15th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Well cant blame them as english is probably the last language they learn… hehehehe..
September 15th, 2007 at 10:26 am
@massy -
massy - ancus ah.. hahahhahaa
@ben -
Ben - me like it too
@cindy -
Cindy - the shortest ever comment i ever got from you but meaningful. could not have said it better.
@aryst -
aryst - me laughing… all the way.
@Clare -
Clare - priceless indeed if its true. I wish I were there to hear it live. Hahaha.
@Kay Kastum -
Kay - what Kay, you gonna embarrassed our own M’sian flight attendant… hahahha
@Azmeen -
Azmeen - hahahahhaa,.. there your comment make me laugh too, my friend. You most of the time the opposite of everything, if not always. That’s why i love you. Hahaha.
@julian -
Julian - yabah… no one blaming them here. I also talk like that. that’s why im laughing. it reminds me of myself.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:57 am
hahahahaha.. darn hilarious!! reminds me of this facial wash from china my friend showed to me.
it said something like “if it go inside eye, wash your eyeball or go see doctor” hahahaha.. wash eyeball!!
September 17th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
@Shemah -
shemah - hahahaha, wash eyeball pulak.. hahhahaa
September 19th, 2007 at 1:03 am
If the pilot would want to fry me and bring me to die, I sure would not want to take the flight.. haha. what else would they think of next??
September 19th, 2007 at 1:53 am
@Criz Lai -
Hahhahaa Criz - they really are creative isn’t it? As Azmeen said, only australian sound like that, the “to die” for “today”. but anyway, sure is funny for me. LOL.