What’s your daily baby talk?
Papaadmin October 18th, 2007 | Viewed 933 views
This is the typical baby talk or should I say, my way of baby communication. See, even saying all this need to open dictionary. Such a pathetic Papa here. Oh well, as long as you all can come up to an understanding of what the “H” I am talking about, considered I pass then.
So here goes:
Papa say, “Hello Preston? How are you today?”
Baby reply, blink blink eyes.
Papa again, “Hello, do you know who is this? I am your Papa Jon lah.”
Baby still blink blink eyes, even cross eyes.
Papa continues, “Preston, why you so chubby one. See this cheek, like Kueh Pau. You look like a buddha face now”. Papa laugh at Preston.
Baby turn left and right. As if do not want to listen kind of action.
Papa, “Preston, why? You don’t like Papa said like that to you, ah?”
Papa continues, “Come on. Smile to Papa. If you don’t smile, no more nenen hot for you. Haha!”
Baby started to show his dislike. About to cry when suddenly wife asked, “Dear, what are you doing?”
Papa answer, “What? Nothing just playing around with Preston. So geram bah with his chubby cheek and cross eyes”.
Wife ask again, “What? Preston? Preston don’t have cross eyes lah.”
Papa confused, “Aiikkk.. so who is this? Is this Presley? Nolah, this is Prestonlah. Presley is with you!”
Wife answer, “Haha oh dear. That is Presley lah. Preston is with me. Presley is more chubby than Preston. Preston looks thinner.”
Papa “ALAMAK!!! No wonder lah Presley like blink-blink eyes and do not want to response. Ciissssss!!! Salah lagi!”
There. My typical every day mistake on identifying Preston and Presley, my Identical twins. 
So I asked my wife, how do you identify which is which between them two. She just answered me, “I’m a Smart Wife kan. You said it in your blog!” and then she laughs at me. Hahaha. Ciiissssssss!!!!!!!!!! 
October 18th, 2007 at 8:09 am
Yaaaaaaa…smart MamaJ! hehe
October 18th, 2007 at 9:28 am
ala….so cute la….hehe….kimsalam kiss pipi Presley n Preston!..
ur wife right, she’s a smart wife!ehehehe…. :p
October 18th, 2007 at 11:48 am
hahahahaha….nah tula kau PapaJ…hv to learn fr your smart wife oh…hahahaha to MamaJ – you go gurl!!! Girl Power!! hahahaa..
October 18th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Ha, alalah, you will be in big trouble when they are bigger and play the twins tricks on you
October 19th, 2007 at 1:45 am
Hahaha…finally, I have a gud laugh…kena dgn istri akhirnya…well, for me my daily baby talk will be ‘antamboy nanak papa’ and ‘tumei nanak papa’ because I got 2 good looking boy…next time PapaJ, ask your wife before doing the small talk…hehehe
October 19th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Wah! So like this you should write a tutorials of a code or something on how to communicate with your baby.
October 25th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
hahahaha..this is a funny one!