Jokes for your eyes only
Papaadmin October 21st, 2007 | Viewed 292 views
I have a collection of jokes in my possession. I hope you all like them because this is going to be a regular post. It has its own category, so let it be then 
Jokes:
Teacher: Simon, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
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Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: ” Singapore , Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”
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A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ And ‘illegal’?” Only one hand shot up.
“Ok, answer, Joan” said the teacher.
“‘unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is A sick eagle.”
October 21st, 2007 at 9:34 am
ahhhhhhh…the teacher’s joke…hehe…dunno if u oredi read this one long joke but its in BM lah….the joke is about Kata Berlawan. Funny and bikin tension jugalah if in real lifei meet murid like that…LOL
October 21st, 2007 at 12:06 pm
and ‘illegal’ is A sick eagle…
wkakakakakakakakak thats a good one
wkakakaka
October 21st, 2007 at 5:27 pm
..the best medicine! Always.
October 21st, 2007 at 11:20 pm
*laughs*
I like that born in Singapore joke.
October 21st, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Why are there so many jokes involving teacher? Maybe we (as in teachers) invented jokes???
October 22nd, 2007 at 7:13 am
hahahahahaha.. thanks for making my day papaJ! Good jokes never fail to make me laugh!
October 24th, 2007 at 8:01 am
nimrodjo…sometimes teachers do invented jokes…u know, we have to keep the pupils ‘entertained’…LOL
October 25th, 2007 at 12:28 am
Yep Carolchs, I invent jokes almost everyday but sometimes the joke just make me sound like a fool…I love making jokes…