I am really busy today because it is Friday and I am not working by this weekend. Thank GOD for that! I have projects waiting for me to finish and some to reply. Website to upgrade and many more. I have to finish my assignment today because on my off days, I will definitely spend more time with my Josh, playing hide and seek, counter and strike near our house. Now, all this “busy-ness” of course, related to putting money to my family’s budget. Or Shall I say, Disneyland plan

So as the responsible blogger to my loyal reader from the feeds, friends and visitors here, I have to update at least a post a day. So I hope my post today can satisfy a bit your hunger. I promise I will satisfy you fully later on. Thanks for being considerate. Love you all. Oh ya, all your comments from previous posts and still no reply, do not worry. I will or probably my wife will reply it one by one later on. Thanks.

Nah, a simple jokes i once again collected from my spam box. I do check my spam box you know. Any humor is a good humor if concerning little kid. Maybe I am too involved with this parenting thing, I get emotional when it comes to kids. So here a joke just for your eyes only.

Suatu pagi seorang anak yang baru masuk sekolah primary bertanya kepada daddynya,

[PapaJoneh own Direct translation: Once upon a day, a boy whose age was only in his primary school state, asked his bapa]

Daddy, daddy., sex tu apa, daddy..?’ [Bapa, bapa, what is "sex", Bapa?]

Terkulat-kulat si ayah. Terfikir dia tentang arus kemodenan zaman sekarang yang membuatkan manusia berfikiran terbuka, termasuklah anak- anak yang masih kecil. Sesuai dengan konsep pendidikan seks yang sedang hangat dibincangkan, mulalah si ayah mencari-cari jawapan yang sesuai dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dalam arus pendidikan moden.

[what, the Bapa become mushroom!?! Anyway, He understood nowadays people are more open minded and children are not exempted. In accordance with the current concept of teaching sex education in the early stage, the father put on his thinking hat, cracking his head on how to explain such delicate subject to his son with the hope that he will not be left out from the modern education teaching]

Maka si ayah pun memberikan jawapan secara mengkiaskan kumbang dan bunga,telur yang yang menetaskan berudu dan seterusnya menjadi katak, hujan serta benih yang mencetuskan tunas, diikuti dengan pembentukan bayi dalam kandungan.

[Im blur here. The father gave the indirect explanation of what is sex is all about by taking example from the animal and flowers, eggs that turn into tadpole and finally as frog, the rain ... ??? .. end up... the baby formulation in the tummy of a mommy]

Sebelum mengakhiri jawapannya itu, si ayah menyelitkan pula kisah percintaan antara dia dan mamanya sejak dari zaman sekolah menengah lagi hinggalah kepada kelahiran seorang bayi comel iaitu si anak yang bertanya itu. Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak. Si ayah kehairanan.

[Before ending his long winded replacement story of what sex is all about, The father continued with his own love story of how he gone "paktor" with his son's mommy during their school time right up to out of nowhere, due to probably no skill or protection, a cute baby was born and that is the boy himself. The boy suddenly cried (probably out of bored listening to his father mumbling nonsense) and this puzzled the father.]

kenapa ni?’
[what happen, why like this?]

Si ayah bertanya kehairanan. Si anak masih juga menangis.
[the father asked the boy with little bit blur and confused. The boy still cried non-stop]

‘Jawapan daddy tu panjang sangat, tapi tempat nak tulis jawapan ni pendek. Daddy ajalah yang tulis, waaaaa!!!!’
[Your answer is too long Bapa, the space to write is shorter. Why don't Bapa just write it for me... waaaaaaaa..continue crying]

Kata si anak lantas menyerahkan buku latihan Bahasa Inggerisnya yang pada muka depan tertulis…. .
[said the boy and immediately gave the English Exercise Book to his father... and on its front page ... ]
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NAME : ………… ……… ……… ….
SCHOOL : ………… ……… ……… …
CLASS : ………… ……… ……… ….
SEX :……….. ……… ……… …..

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