Motorola V3i posting
Handphone, personal October 27th, 2007 | Viewed 3,524 views
Quick one here. I miss blogging. Posting from my Motorola V3i handphone, curi2. How you all?
Busy: Jokes for your eyes only
Blogging, Busy, Jokes October 26th, 2007 | Viewed 1,253 views
I am really busy today because it is Friday and I am not working by this weekend. Thank GOD for that! I have projects waiting for me to finish and some to reply. Website to upgrade and many more. I have to finish my assignment today because on my off days, I will definitely spend more time with my Josh, playing hide and seek, counter and strike near our house. Now, all this “busy-ness” of course, related to putting money to my family’s budget. Or Shall I say, Disneyland plan
So as the responsible blogger to my loyal reader from the feeds, friends and visitors here, I have to update at least a post a day. So I hope my post today can satisfy a bit your hunger. I promise I will satisfy you fully later on. Thanks for being considerate. Love you all. Oh ya, all your comments from previous posts and still no reply, do not worry. I will or probably my wife will reply it one by one later on. Thanks.
Nah, a simple jokes i once again collected from my spam box. I do check my spam box you know. Any humor is a good humor if concerning little kid.
Maybe I am too involved with this parenting thing, I get emotional when it comes to kids. So here a joke just for your eyes only.
Suatu pagi seorang anak yang baru masuk sekolah primary bertanya kepada daddynya,
[PapaJoneh own Direct translation: Once upon a day, a boy whose age was only in his primary school state, asked his bapa]
Daddy, daddy., sex tu apa, daddy..?’ [Bapa, bapa, what is "sex", Bapa?]
Terkulat-kulat si ayah. Terfikir dia tentang arus kemodenan zaman sekarang yang membuatkan manusia berfikiran terbuka, termasuklah anak- anak yang masih kecil. Sesuai dengan konsep pendidikan seks yang sedang hangat dibincangkan, mulalah si ayah mencari-cari jawapan yang sesuai dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dalam arus pendidikan moden.
[what, the Bapa become mushroom!?! Anyway, He understood nowadays people are more open minded and children are not exempted. In accordance with the current concept of teaching sex education in the early stage, the father put on his thinking hat, cracking his head on how to explain such delicate subject to his son with the hope that he will not be left out from the modern education teaching]
Maka si ayah pun memberikan jawapan secara mengkiaskan kumbang dan bunga,telur yang yang menetaskan berudu dan seterusnya menjadi katak, hujan serta benih yang mencetuskan tunas, diikuti dengan pembentukan bayi dalam kandungan.
[Im blur here. The father gave the indirect explanation of what is sex is all about by taking example from the animal and flowers, eggs that turn into tadpole and finally as frog, the rain ... ??? .. end up... the baby formulation in the tummy of a mommy]
Sebelum mengakhiri jawapannya itu, si ayah menyelitkan pula kisah percintaan antara dia dan mamanya sejak dari zaman sekolah menengah lagi hinggalah kepada kelahiran seorang bayi comel iaitu si anak yang bertanya itu. Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak. Si ayah kehairanan.
[Before ending his long winded replacement story of what sex is all about, The father continued with his own love story of how he gone "paktor" with his son's mommy during their school time right up to out of nowhere, due to probably no skill or protection, a cute baby was born and that is the boy himself. The boy suddenly cried (probably out of bored listening to his father mumbling nonsense) and this puzzled the father.]
kenapa ni?’
[what happen, why like this?]
Si ayah bertanya kehairanan. Si anak masih juga menangis.
[the father asked the boy with little bit blur and confused. The boy still cried non-stop]
‘Jawapan daddy tu panjang sangat, tapi tempat nak tulis jawapan ni pendek. Daddy ajalah yang tulis, waaaaa!!!!’
[Your answer is too long Bapa, the space to write is shorter. Why don't Bapa just write it for me... waaaaaaaa..continue crying]
Kata si anak lantas menyerahkan buku latihan Bahasa Inggerisnya yang pada muka depan tertulis…. .
[said the boy and immediately gave the English Exercise Book to his father... and on its front page ... ]
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SCROLL DOWN….
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NAME : ………… ……… ……… ….
SCHOOL : ………… ……… ……… …
CLASS : ………… ……… ……… ….
SEX :……….. ……… ……… …..
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It’s all for the family!
Dumex Milk, family, paypal, PBB Card, personal October 25th, 2007 | Viewed 2,127 views
This is what I get for my family last week. After doing the Withdrawal from Paypal money and gone shopping with lovely wife!

That’s ten(10) cans of Mamex Gold, Dumex. Enough till next month. Guess how much all of them? Pengsan (faint) if just using my current salary.

Josh and his new Super Gun aka CounterStrike machine gun with sniper capability and fully equipped with infra red.
Yeah, I spoil him for good. Actually it was for me too coz I can use the light as backup torchlight. Haha. [I have few more machine guns stories & related to Giant
]
For my wife:



This was just one of the many shops she entered and bought something out. The rest not allowed camera or I felt awkward taking out my camera kind of situation. [that's not her in front, ok
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This is two different shoes with hippy style designs which she asked me which one nicer. Well knowing me, I just said both look interesting. She could not decide so I said, take both lah.
Bestnye. For info: I got one leather hippy aladdin style shoes that she bought last month. She so kesian(pity) at me because my one and only leather shoes stolen during the house breaking.
[sparkling products picture here missing - well, have to wait.. next outing dear
]
This is paid all by last week income. Not so bad. At least middle of the month not so tight. Thanks to all my sponsors.
The funny thing about our shopping was that it has been a long time we didn’t go out just the two of us. Macam malu-malu kucing pulak. Even to hold hands also feel like awkwards. Hahaha. Always think about the kids. More than half of the shopping budget gone for the kids. Well, should be of course
If its just me, I would love to get the tool storage for my overload RC hobby store room. That’s self minded rc style of thinking lah. I’m ignoring that inner call from inside for now
I have a few more pictures related to paypal money shopping
Needless to say, Paid Posting, Paypal and PBB Debit card sure makes my life easy.
So how is you shopping? Care to share with me? Or how do you spend your Internet income?
Family request!
family October 24th, 2007 | Viewed 1,537 views
Early morning suddenly has this thought again. I don’t know how to say this in words and sentences. Hope you all understand. I put in simple words in a list:
- Joneh, congrats on your recent twins.
- Thanks for giving twins in our family tree. The more the merrier.
- Joneh, you have 3 children already.
- Joneh, all boys. That’s great. More generation in our ancestors’ name
- To your wife, Congrats on the normal delivery. Strong lady
- To your wife, congrats. Confinement over
So, when is the next one? You have 3 boys already but it would be nice to have a daughter in your family. Don’t wait for too long. You two still can do it. We wait for next year good news, OK.
Duhhh?!?! So easy to say. As if now not torture enough. As if not my wife and I the only one feeding them. As if not suffering enough, we are the only one taking care the kids. Geez.
What you say on this matter? Please share with me your thoughts and view. I can’t say much. I’m tired with all this.
Any cute gift for someone?
Gifts October 24th, 2007 | Viewed 846 views
Just the other day my wife complained to me about the difficulty of getting gifts for her nieces and nephews for this coming season. It has been a tradition in her family to exchange gifts during this season and I tell you, my wife’s family really into it. They never fail to give present to the young one and it feels good to see all the children smiling and happy when they receive their present. In fact, it is the time that the kids look forward to every year, not on their birthday but on Christmas Day. Why not right, since on that day they be getting more than one present.
I think I know what we can give to the kids for this season. Well since I spend most of my time surfing and blogging, I manage to find one website that will solves my wife’s problem. Yes, we will be doing our Christmas shopping gift in the net and the site is non other than http://www.tvproducts4less.com/ They offer a lot of cute stuffs like this chia pets, which are suitable for all kind of age and hey, they are something different too. I am sure the kids will love it. You don’t believe me, you check it yourself the website.
WordPress For Dummies book available later
wordpress October 24th, 2007 | Viewed 2,521 views
Yes, it is true. Worpdress for Dummies will be available by this 29th October 2007. This is so funny because I used to look for this book back in March this year when I was just starting my blog. Now it is coming, I kind of laugh at it. In all honestly, I wish it will arrived here soon because I want to buy this for my wife. Hahaha. So, I do not have to explain everything to her. I just give her and never know, she will really into this blogging this and probably making more money than me. Yaiiikkkss..

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I love Rocky!
Boots October 24th, 2007 | Viewed 657 views
I do not know about you people but I am very much love watching the ROCKY! I think I have watched all Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky series., from the part 1 right up to the Rocky 5. Is there a Rocky 6? Well, if there is I should watch that too.
Now when talking about Rocky, I just cannot pass this website without sharing with you all. Guess what they are selling? Yeah, they are selling the Rocky Boots. Interesting indeed and what a coincidence. The website is actually selling lot of good boots and shoes for all. Needless to say, you are expecting the quality products only here. Just check the Bates Boots. Not only some of the footwear is using leather as the best comfort for your leg but it also provides you with waterproof protection and heat resistance. Now that is cool for me. Did I say women can buy boots here too? Yes, they do sells boots for women.
The company not only gives you competitive reasonable pricing, they also excel in the customer service department. I heard they have great reputation for being supportive and delivers their product in good condition. Therefore, if you are looking for some great quality and comfortable in the same time, copshoes.com is the best place to start with.
Now about the movie Rocky, yes there is Rocky 6, but they call it Rocky Balboa instead. It was written, co-produced and directed by Sylvester Stallone himself
Would you buy an established PR5 site?
Advertising, Azmeen, Cool Site, Google, review October 23rd, 2007 | Viewed 1,513 views
Would you? Page Ranking 5 site is a very high value domain nowadays. Especially after the downfall of so many “used-to-be PR5″ domains. To be honest, I would buy too. Why not? Now, before we go into details why should or should not, I want to explain a bit on the Page Ranking term. Well, if you are not as techy as most of the people out there, do not worry, we are in the same boat. Let me explain it to you in my very simple day-to-day English.
PageRank Explained
PageRank relies on the uniquely democratic nature of the web by using its vast link structure as an indicator of an individual page’s value. In essence, Google interprets a link from page A to page B as a vote, by page A, for page B. But, Google looks at considerably more than the sheer volume of votes, or links a page receives; for example, it also analyzes the page that casts the vote. Votes cast by pages that are themselves “important” weigh more heavily and help to make other pages “important.” Using these and other factors, Google provides its views on pages’ relative importance.
Of course, important pages mean nothing to you if they don’t match your query. So, Google combines PageRank with sophisticated text-matching techniques to find pages that are both important and relevant to your search. Google goes far beyond the number of times a term appears on a page and examines dozens of aspects of the page’s content (and the content of the pages linking to it) to determine if it’s a good match for your query.
Now, that is not from me obviously. That is from Google Technology page. Who else to explain better than the creator of Page ranking itself. Ha-ha.
Well for me, I know this one thing. The more higher related ranking sites linking to your site, the higher your page, site, will be. I probably wrong but my blog live on this belief.
Anyway, do not talk about my blog. Let us talk about the real deal here. I just found out Heritage-tech.net owner, Azmeen has the thought of selling his HTNet, would you buy it? I believe if you are into techy thing, you should. The blog has tonnes of useful information. Now, the main question is how much is it. How are you going to put value to HTNet without asking the owner himself how much he already spent his valuable time and sweat on it. Not to mention, the cost of running it – paying the domain name and hosting. I am sure it is a lot. Let me quote from his about page:
I’ve been maintaining HTNet for God knows how long
To those who thinks $5,000 is enough to buy his HTNet, well think again. I have this interesting page in my bookmark, that give an estimation value of site based on the Technorati. I take the honor of checking http://www.heritage-tech.net/ and guess what how much the blog worth? $42,905.04. Yes it is at USD$42,905.04. Wow, that is pretty damn nice number. See, HTNET IS NO CHEAP PR5 BLOG AND IT VISIBLE IN ITS VALUABLE CONTENT.
On the other hand, you can always ask Azmeen directly if he really selling it. You never know you may get a discount. Well, even he gives you 50% discount, it is still a lot at around USD$21,452. Yaikkksss. That is a lot man.
Oh ya, to check the value of your blog, check Dane Carlson’s page here.

