Don’t play with the Grandmas!
Papaadmin November 13th, 2007 | Viewed 3,097 views
I am not feeling well now and every bad thing seems to be heading towards me. On the other hand, I should not have spread all this sad stories to you all. So, I hope this story will somehow, at least, make you relax and did not catch my sad feeling.
Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answers.
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.”
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?” She again replied, “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to
mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.”The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:
“If either of you f#ckers asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the electric chair.”
I told you. Don’t play-play with the Grandmas 
November 13th, 2007 at 5:00 am
LOL!!!! It’ll be awesome having a grandma with those tongue and good memories.
By the way, PapaJoneh.. me these days also so many bad/sad thing happened la. I think it has something to do with my horoscope. LOL!
November 13th, 2007 at 7:53 am
The moon is in a wrong position I guess..
November 13th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Go Grandmama, go…tell us about the judge…LOL
November 13th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
“And you too. I know about you, Mr. X. Don’t scare me with your electric chair stories.” Replied Grandma. Hahhaha.. Just a bit of my imagination….
November 13th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Hahaha!! SO funny!! I wonder what Grandma has to say about PapaJoneh! Kekeke… Btw, you’ve been tagged!
November 14th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
It’s fun to read this story. Hope you are feeling better now.