This is for guys only. Well to those guys who wants to lose weight of course. Another leisure email reading from my friend Eve. Enjoy it

A guy calls a weight loss company and orders their 5-day/10 pound weight loss program.The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.” Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. She shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds as promised.

He calls the company again and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me.” Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This woman is in excellent shape and he does his best running after her, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 pounds as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.” The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, your ass is mine.”

He lost 63 pounds that week.

Tell me you are not laughing, guys. Hahahahahahahaha. OK, I know there are ladies reading this. It is ok of course. I just teasing my own kind, you can laugh too. Hahahaha.

Now guys or gals, if you are not into losing weight, what about your life as a whole? If I offer you the life insurance quotes, would you be interested to buy one? Yes? No? Oh well, life goes on. Back to sleep. Time check now at zero three hundred forty hours. Signing out.