Papa, How was I Born?
Papaadmin April 7th, 2008 | Viewed 341 views
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Papa, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo . Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive . As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
‘You got Male!’”
Fainted. Like that also can. There are so many people out there, so creative, got so much time to think such sentences.
So, parents or anyone, how do you explain to your kids? is this applicable?
April 7th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
LOL - I guess kalau whole family are into computers, sure this is the most practical explanation.
Eu have been asking me casually and I gave her the standard line : Mama and papa love each other, that’s why.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
*gasp*
My dad lied to me!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
hahaha…good answer to tell the children nowadays…
April 7th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
ROFL Thats a good one!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Muahahahah!!! i gotta get creative for chloe soon.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
*laughs* I have to be sure to remember that and when I have kids and they ask either one of us parents, can tweak that story a bit.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
@Jewelle Tan -
Jewelle - hahahaha. Yabah. Maybe it will work for us coz we each have our own computers. Hopefully Josh don’t ask lah.
@Daniel -
Daniel - Thanks for dropping by. Hahahaha. What did your dad told you anyway? Maybe using Ubuntu linux probably.. so different version mah
@ezooone -
ezoone - Good one ah. hahahhaa. so creative people nowadays.
@impedius -
impedius - very good one actually. Cilaka kan. hahaha.
@Mama BoK -
mamaBok - we have to. they growing so fast without realizing it. so hard being parents.
@Acom -
Acom - hahahaha. yep u can modify it to whatever necessary.
April 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH….bagus betul…siapa la yg creative sangat ni.
April 7th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
aduiinah…pengsan sa baca ni….hahaha…macam itu pun ada kah….hahaha
April 7th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
@emelda -
emelda - Hahaha. Hebatkan. Too much time and too expert. hahaha.
@chegu carol -
Chegu - ada.. betul terjadi tu… download and upload… hahahahhahaa. cilaka betul ni. Hahahaa.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
haha….Joneh, we are normally stucked at this stage. U know, best is to tell the truth, nothing but the truth. I m telling qiqi also the same thing each time she ask. Told her either by c-sect / vaginal birth. She choosed to come out by “putt” out when coz she said it is painful if doctor cut my stomach to get her out
April 8th, 2008 at 6:51 am
chih! chih! chih! chih!(sound just like a cicak)..power! power! nasib teda virus, that’s high tech punya version la that, if dulu2 punya version how ah? I mean era before computers…
April 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am
hi, buss tu bapa tu talampau creative bah, so dia mesti kasi sekolah IT tu anak, suda beasar baru dia faham la, apa bapa dia cakap
April 8th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Whaaaa..?? My dad told me they prayed and God gave them ME!
April 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
ahahahaaaa..habis lah! macam tu pun bulih kah..
Papajon..wait until ur Josh a lil’ big..habis lah kena asked like me..Pengsan sia mau jawap my son selalu..
April 8th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Can use this but if ur kids still cannot understand, just explain the real deal…using diagram…lagi power tu…LOL
April 9th, 2008 at 11:45 am
oh my….for a moment i got shock, i really thought you & mamaj really knew each other over the internet, rupa-rupanya….another creative essay!!
yeah, that’s a tough question to answer!!
April 16th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Haha! Could be the best way to explain to the kids coz they can spend many hours in front of the computer..