Jokes: Ah Beng oh Ah Beng!

Author Papaadmin April 28th, 2008 | Viewed 275 views

Another Joke for you all. Thanks to my friend, never stop spamming me with this kind of email. It make me laugh, so I taught, I wanna share with you all what I’ve laughed about. It made an impact to me. Due to my style of laughing, my immediate Boss scolded me. Hahahaha.

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How the thief did not take TV?”
Ah Beng : “I was watching TV news…”

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for complement.”

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”

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Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Hahahaha. I hope the post make you all laugh. If not, I try again next time :D

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2 Responses to “Jokes: Ah Beng oh Ah Beng!”

  1. 1
    nimrodjo says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    I personally love the GOD and PM jokes…really crack me out…

  2. 2
    Beth says:
    May 6th, 2008 at 12:34 am

    I enjoy short jokes! They are easier to remember if you want to retell them!

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