I thought I can go on holiday for this blog but some stupe spammer just cannot stop disturbing this blog. Since you like to comment at my blog so much, well here for everyone to see. This is dedicated to my real friends, massy and eshark. You got to check this stupe person!

spammer as massy!

Spammer as eshark my real friend!

See the above! How dare this guy with Alvin bla bla email impersonating as my real friends here, as Massy and eshark! Want to advertise his/her site freely with such comment that not even related to the post. I not even want to show his site URL. Nothing to do, disturbing me, spoilling my blog resting day! Cilaka you!

Whoever you are, you better quit, I know your IP, eventhough it keep changing, I know your site too. So you better stop spamming this blog or I will spam your site till it drop!!!

You jaga. I’m going round to all who commented in this blogs. I hope I can finish before my time to fetch my son Josh from school. Hope I can make it.

Hope everyone wrote like few sentences only if not.. abislah… won’t be enough time for the rest. Don’t blame me bah. I just curi2 time to visit you all. I owe lotsa people visit this. Okay, thats totally bahasa english pasar there. Hahahaha. Biarlah bah, waktu exam dapat juga sia 2.. ndak juga gagal. Hahahaha.

Okay, enough rambling. Time to comment spamming everyone. You Jaga!!! I come invisible. No mybloglog id

psst, if u found me not commenting in your blog.. must be your content lah that.

** Just realized, 5 minutes from now I have to take my son already. After lunch lah ok guys, girls, mama, papa, uncle, auntie, girlfriend..aikkk sorry, tersilap… bah yalah. Cya all.

*done around 740pm. So tired. I think I’ve missed a few more but no energy. Doing office computer shutdown now… it will take half an hour. So see you all tomorrow. I don’t blog at night just for info

Yes, wife is so lucky. Well, not only she has twins boys – Preston and Presley, my hyper kid Josh Luke and handsome husband like me [perasan mau mampus ni], she also managed to get a ticket to the first ever night race for formula one, The 2008 Formula One F1 Singtel Singapore Grand Prix. I am so so jealous now!

The box is not a self storage one, it is really sent from Singapore. Wife so so happy and I can see she can’t wait to go for the Singapore F1.

She is not lying when she said she is happy and she can’t wait to go. Check her blog for more pictures.

Man, I am so jealous but what to do. Someone need to be left behind taking care the kids. Wife will be there for 3 nights, four days. Usually four days of freedom to some but for me … sigh. I’m definitely gonna miss her that is for sure. If Singapore is like in Kudat or Tawau, I’ll probably follow with the kids but this is like.. oh my.. the currency some more.. wah la weii. I better stay here become all Home Alone Part 8.

Hahaha. Just ignore this post. Nothing inside here that may interest you. I am in the middle of boring day and typing this without using the backspace is one wya to let it go. See, one word behind there just gone wrong. Cool eh, no need to edit, just continue rambling afdter this. There, salah again. Read the rest of this entry »

What else to do other than watching Astro, the Olympic Games and repeat of Liverpool beating Middlesbrough. Yep that is today Sunday in the office! So boringggggggggggggg.

I should be at home playing computer games with myJosh and trying to make friends with my Twins Preston and Presley. Probably can make my wife happy by washing a few dishes and probably cut the long grass outside too. Damn, I should be at home now!

Here a candid picture shot by my better half on the way to work. Yes, I’m wearing it now to the office

Whatever it is.. Liverpool won 2- 1 vs Middlesbrough Hahahahaha! Steven Gerrard Saves Liverpool once again! As always. Another Gerrard T-shirt for me! Hooray!!

Happy bah saya! At last it’s raining here in Penampang. Well at least it’s raining enough to pour water on my flowers, plants and grass. It’s like the old time where we keep waiting for the rain so our Padi will grow handsomely. Praise The Lord, I feel a little bit cold now.

It has been one damn hot month here. Switching all the fans, up there, side there and even use my spare small computer fans cannot help in the cooling of my house. Night time, full 1.5 horse power LG with Plasma on and the fan at full speed, like it’s going to fly away, still could not help. We still feel the heat. Blardy hell.

However, finally, the rain drops without warning this afternoon. I was almost caught without my clothes on when I ran outside to save my off day worth of laundry. Phhhewwww, lucky all the clothes, comforter and babies’ stuff saved with only minor water injury on the sleeves. Hahahaha. See, I have a bad English and do you think I care? Ha!

Even this guys, the Chicago personal injury lawyers cannot help me if I fall from the stairs running down with few big steps, like 4 steps with one big leap. If I fall, no one will know. I’m Home Alone now. So peaceful and so cool now. The after rain temperature. Just nice. I can just go “telanjang” and no one knows.. Hahahahaha. [wife, relax. I still have my boxer! ]

The things I had to do to see my kids smiling faces, reminds me of how tough it was for my parents with 6 children – no maid and both working. I just cannot complain.

Mathematics is good for you! Okay as usual junks emails can sometimes bring cheers to your day. I just found out this one in my spam box during my boring session in the office. You tell me if it’s true or not okay.

Romance Mathematics

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Shopping Math

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

General equations and statistics

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness

• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Longevity

• Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Propensity to change

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Discussions Technique

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

How to stop people from bugging you about getting married.

• Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’ They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Now, is there any truth to all this equations? Any of them?

Yes, our Hyper Servay Penampang is on FIRE! Well ‘was’ the right word of course for those so concern with proper english I was there with wife to witness the whole thing. So sad our ‘beloved’ supermarket is probably now just a burned down building.

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