Mathematics Equation that you love to know!
Papaadmin August 21st, 2008 | Viewed 1,380 views
Mathematics is good for you! Okay as usual junks emails can sometimes bring cheers to your day. I just found out this one in my spam box during my boring session in the office. You tell me if it’s true or not okay. 
Romance Mathematics
- Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = affair
- Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
- Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Shopping Math
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
General equations and statistics
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Happiness
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Longevity
- Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Propensity to change
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
Discussions Technique
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
How to stop people from bugging you about getting married.
- Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’ They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Now, is there any truth to all this equations? Any of them?
August 21st, 2008 at 3:15 pm
LOL! only u yerself know d answer hubby dear
August 21st, 2008 at 3:36 pm
wife dear, LOL! I know some are true indeed. hahahaha!
August 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm
*laughs*
I loved that last one.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Ini mcm punya math pun ada ka hehehe.
Yang last part pasal suru org kawin tu sa suka.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I’ve read these before….still sounds funny….lol
August 21st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Some is true..some is not! heheee
August 21st, 2008 at 5:57 pm
@Acom –
Yabah Acom. Last part memang hebat!
@Lab papa –
lab papa – macam-macam ada! LOL!
Yabah.. the last part bikin panas the sindiran.
@Gallivanter –
Daniel – Yabah. entah brapa kali sia terbaca ni juga.. but balik2 juga kena email. So I kasi masuklah sini. Still effective.. I laugh! LOL!
@kaDusMama –
kadusmama – yep.. some indeed is true.. but the one thats not.. yg curious tu
August 21st, 2008 at 6:07 pm
LOL, LOL …
Funny.. but I agree some are true. ..
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:26 am
Very true!!! ROTFL!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 am
LOL Good one indeed! Anymore junk mails like this? heh…
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
came up in my junk mail too before…but yup, hillarious lah esp the last part. kalu betul2 ada urg berani ckp begitu sama auntie2 yg kepoh mau tanya,’bila kahwin’…uish tu baru lah..hahaha
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
ini macam pengamiran nie (Kalkulus) keke bro joneh paning aku kalau gini..adehhhhhh matai
August 24th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
“A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.”
- So true!!
August 25th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Ya bah! de last one tuh yg power tuh! kalau sia yg kana abis la dia kana tendangan maut gaban sia..