How is your First Night?
Papaadmin February 5th, 2009 | Viewed 1,104 views
This is another of my crazy collection. It is about couples first night together – I mean yes, SEX. Sadly, I have no time to translate it. It is in Bahasa Malaysia. To all my US Citizen visitors, go google translate it. I am not sure how correct the translation because some words are totally local slang. I wish you all the best. 
Malam Pertama Ibarat Penjahat dan Penjara
Sepasang pengantin baru sedang bersiap menikmati malam pertama mereka.
Pengantin perempuan berkata, “Bang, saya masih anak dara dan tidak tahu apa-apa tentang seks. Boleh abang menerangkannya lebih dulu sebelum kita melakukannya?”
“Seks itu senang je., kita ni macam penjara, yang engkau punya tu selnya dan yang abang punya penjahatnya. Di penjara, penjahat harus dimasukkan ke dalam sel,” terang pengantin lelaki. Lalu mereka pun mulai bercumbu mengarungi lautan asmara .
Ketika sudah selesai dan si pengantin lelaki sedang berbaring akan memejamkan mata, si pengantin perempuan berkata, “Bang, penjahatnya terlepas.”
Pengantin lelaki pun mulai lagi memasukkan ‘penjahatnya’. Rupanya si pengantin perempuan syok sangat dengan hubungan asmara yang baru pertama ini ia rasakan. Setiap kali selesai, ia selalu mengatakan bahwa penjahatnya lepas atau melarikan diri, keluar dari selnya.
Setelah banyak kali macam tu, si pengantin lelaki dengan nafas termengah-mengah berkata, “Yang, penjahat yang ini bukannya kena hukuman penjara seumur hidup.”
To those who understand, you laughing or not? Hahaha.
*This is what i considered surplus of excitement or whatever the right term you may called it. I know sometimes, this is indeed a “high-above send” to the husband. However, if “penjahat” keep going in and out non-stop, it is possible can cause heart attack or cardiac arrest. Alah, you know what I mean. 
February 5th, 2009 at 8:33 am
LOL
February 5th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha….sensored tapi very funny…
February 5th, 2009 at 10:55 am
O M G… Hahahahahhaha!
Makes me laughed out loud. Thanks for sharing this, PJ!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
@miche –
miche – 2nd time i read, i also still LOL.
@nimrodjo –
nimrodjo – Hahaha. this is after all the Papa’s blog. All restriction out of the window.
@Azmeen –
Azmeen – you laughing eh? Me too… 3rd already. Hahahahaha.
February 5th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
ekekeke….
misti ada trus yg teingat drg punya 1st nite tu..ekeke
February 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
LMAO.. thats is funny
February 5th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA!!!! Kesian bah si ‘penjahat’..terpaksa masuk sel balik2..akakakakaa
February 5th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
wakakakakka
.. tengah tension bekerja ni.. lepas baca.. hilang tension..
February 5th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
@Jusdy J. –
jusdy – Barangkali ada tu… hahahaha.
@kaDusMama –
Yabah kadusmama. Penjahat yg dipaksa melakukan jenayah ni. Hahahaha. Persoalannya, mungkinkah ini disebabkan “kekosongan” penjara, yak berpenghuni? Waaahhhh!!! LOL
February 5th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@Ivy says:
Yep Ivy. We sometimes need this kind of humor to release the office tension or stress. Good laugh eh.
More coming up guys. It is about time to release all my crazy collections. Haha.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
LOL, padan muka si penjahat hahahahaha
February 5th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
@theWife –
Wife – I’m not sure I wanna become “penjahat” in this case. Torture eh! Kesian him. LOL.
February 5th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Nasib baik tu penjahat tidak kana ‘detention without trial’ hehehehe
February 5th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
@jolenesiah –
jolenesiah – Thanks for dropping by. May I ask, which part is funny? The penjahat keep going back to the prison or the part where the prison is so “empty” that it needs more “penjahat” to come in? LOL.
@Gagaukon –
Gagaukon – Hahaha. In this case, the penjahat suffers a lot. To some maybe enjoyable but never underestimate the power of the “prison”. hahahahhaa.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
silakak!! tarabang ayam kentaki sia baca this thing ketawa..
February 6th, 2009 at 3:49 am
I need to get jailed more! Wargh ha ha!
February 6th, 2009 at 7:56 am
ROFL!!!!
thks for the jokes topinai, you made me smile
February 6th, 2009 at 11:31 am
imagine kalau si penjahat kena hukuman gantung sampai mati???? LOL!!!
February 6th, 2009 at 11:34 am
oh yeahh…im back to spamming you! muahahaha
February 7th, 2009 at 3:28 am
hahahahahahaahah “penjahat” yang malang
February 7th, 2009 at 11:19 am
@eshark –
eshark – alamak.. capat pungut balik.. masih ok tu. lambat tu reaction kuman2 di lantai..a round 5 secs.. hahahahhahaa.
@Kay Kastum –
Kay – Yea. I think you need more jail time.. u know.. get the baby fastttttttttttttttt.
@DA –
DA – no problem. Kalau Kau Boleh Bah. Jangan jadi penjahat ok
@chegu carol –
chegu Carol – hukuman gantung sampai mati?? Adehhh silap2 belum digantung sudah bunuh diri tu!!! Hahaha.
@chegu carol –
Chegu Carol – So I noticed. Bahaya ni.
@Aj –
Aj – Hahahaha. To some malanglah, some lagi mau penjara tu … tinguk si Kay Kastum atas sana. Dia mau tu.. balik2 . LOL
February 7th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
papaJ…i cannot find the comment box on your current post lah…why ah?
February 7th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
@chegu carol –
Sorry Carol. I just found out also. Thanks for informing.
NOw go spam the post!
February 7th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
boleh saya menyampuk kah?sa mau tumpang ketawa saja bah…hahaha..
February 9th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
LOL ..LOL …sia satu org di upis niii ketawa lagi sorang2 hihihihi
February 9th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
@carmel –
carmel – tumpang ketawa saja? Bah Boleh bah kalau kau .. aramaiti pun boleh
@cay –
cay – satu urang saja kau?? Bah, kau check ka mah di belakang kau tu.. macam sia nampak bayang2 limpas tadi.. kekekeke.
February 9th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
thx for sharing!
penjahat!
HAHAHAHAAHHA
February 21st, 2009 at 3:42 pm
aku mau jadi penjahat la kalau gini. kunun!!!
sekali check esok pagi susah mau bangun… konpom2 kena sinidir tempat kerja.
February 28th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
eeee… baru sya terbaca ni..hahaha.. lawak ni.. adaka tu sel penjara suka ada penjahat di dalam..hahaha..
lawak ni..