I found out that many people like stories like this. Stories from “First Night for The Jail and The Bad Guy!“. This blog even got record spams in this post alone. Cool.

So, not to disappoint anyone, including the spammers, here is another one for you – First Night Sex Story! I know you guys have no problem in translating this from Malay to English or whatever language you prefer. As the saying goes, if the heart wants it, everything possible. Hahaha. Man, my English sucks big time.

Anyway, enjoy it. I have many stories like this in my crazy collections. I told you kan

Kisah Malam Pertama

Seorang lelaki bernama Amat yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isteri barunya, menceritakan tentang kemusykilannya kepada seorang sahabatnya, Mohd. Jamil.

“Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar,” ujar Amat. “Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, boleh berulang pada malam pengantin.”

“Maksud kau? Sebenarnya apa yang berlaku semalam?” si Mohd. Jamil ingin tahu.

“Begini. Kau kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka melanggan perempuan?.”

“Ha’ah. Tapi bukan ke kau kata dah insaf dah, nak taubat selepas berkahwin?”

“Memang la. Tapi aku tersilap buat something semalam.”

“Ye ke? Apa yang kau dah buat?”

“Kau tau, masa malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan,
dalam keadaan mamai, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan wang RM100 pada
isteri aku.”

“Wah, gila kau??!” Mohd. Jamil terperanjat.

“Bukan aku sengaja! Dah benda nak terjadi, nak buat macamana..” jawab Amat dengan muka mencuka.

“Habis, bagaimana? Isteri kau marah ke?”

“Itulah masalahnya,” Amat menjawab. “Dalan keadaan separuh sedar dia
menjawab, ‘Terima Kasih Bang, datang lagi ya’…!”

Hahahaha. Now this is really a good story to tell friends. Hopefully it does not happen to you. Touchwood

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