Happy Valentine’s Day Jokes!
Papaadmin February 14th, 2009 | Viewed 721 views
I don’t feel like writing today. Its a personal blog so i take a personal rest to take my love one on valentine’s day holiday. To my loyal subscribers, sponsors, resource provider and visitors, Happy Valentine’s Day. Have a wonderful day and may more days like this. Before i signing off for a day, this is a joke for all men. Just to cheer you girls, ladies with laughter! ENJOY!
Stupid Jokes on Men:
1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
“What Men Know About Women”
2. What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature
3. How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
4. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up
5. How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares
6. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know… it has never happened
7. What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
8. What’s the difference between a man and E.T?
E.T. phoned home
9. What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer
10. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !
11. What did God say after he created man?
I can do better
12. What are two reasons men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind 2. No business
13. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist
14. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
He bronzed it
15. How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy and wearable”
16. Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
17. Why did God create man?
He needed to practice
18. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions
Obviously, this is a scheduled post since Monday actually. Hahaha. I hope you all enjoying your Valentine’s Day. For me, just another day in the calender. Wife will be working tomorrow and I will be at home tweaking my radio control buggy. Wife said, every day is a Valentine’s Day for us. So I’m off the hook. I am a lucky man. 
February 14th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Happy Valentines Day~!~!~!
February 14th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
i supposed no2. tu blm habis dia pnya answer.
difference between men and govt bond – bonds mature, men don’t. LOL!
E.T phoned home! Men don’t. LOL! But true lah…si anu tu, mo kena kasi remind lagi suru kol rumah when he’s outstation. LOL!
February 14th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Not so funny if a man read it…but I’m sure for lady, it will be funny + angry bcoz some are true about man..and very unfortunate to have this kind of guy….lol
February 14th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
16. Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
true true true.
Happy valentine’s day!
February 16th, 2009 at 9:48 am
hahaha…. funny but not all men jaat ba..hihi.. cheers n happy v-day to you too..
February 16th, 2009 at 10:04 am
hai papaJ
same goes with me. mr.hubby told me,everyday is loving day for us..
(or is it a good reason for him to escape?hahahaha)
anyway,have a terrific week for u n the family..
February 16th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Stereo is CRUCIAL.
February 16th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
@Kay Leaf –
Kay – Same to you
@chegu carol –
chegu carol – OIC. There’s a truth in this jokes also. LOL.
@nimrodjo –
nimrodjo – u also agree? LOL.
@jacq teo –
jacq teo – sounds like speaking from experience ni
@Nadia –
Nadia – no of coz not. PapaJ bagus man.
Happy V-day to you too.
@evin –
evin – Hahahaha. sounds like an excuse tu. hahaha. just kidding.
thanks. Yes we had a blast weekend just us papa, mommy, twins and Josh.
@Gallivanter –
Gall – serious?.. hahahaha. Yea, one of my friends here like that. True also. His car is much much nicer than his house. hahahaha.