I am not feeling well now and every bad thing seems to be heading towards me. On the other hand, I should not have spread all this sad stories to you all. So, I hope this story will somehow, at least, make you relax and did not catch my sad feeling.

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answers.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”