This is so true. You just have to take this into account! Read and paste it permanently in and on, everywhere. Do not get married before you solved this first!

Before Marriage

James: Ah … at last. I can’t hardly wait!
Joan: Do you want me to leave?
James: NO! Don’t even think about it!
Joan: Do you love me?
James: Of course! Always have and always will!
Joan: Have you ever cheated on me?
James: NO! Why you even asking?
Joan: Will you kiss me?
James: Every chance I get!
Joan: Will you hit me?
James: Hell no! Are you crazy!
Joan: Can I trust you?
James: Yes!
Joan: Darling!

How nice, right
Now, that is BEFORE MARRIAGE!! Let us see the AFTER MARRIAGE!