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One week old only – relax!

Airlines flight announcement, Holidays, personal, Son Josh November 9th, 2009 | Viewed 1,067 views

hahaha. Just want to update this non-FB thing. I am only one week older than my real birth date and I feel good!!!!

okay thats all.

Oh ya, 15 more days to Josh’s 1st school holiday vacation. We can’t wait for it. I am already to excited for him. Hate it but what to do, we going aboard the Air Asia for this trip. Wish it just smooth and Josh won’t act as his usual. You never know with him. I just hope he doesn’t ask to play outside the plane!!!!!

Hahaha.

Jokes: Pre-take off announcement on airlines flight

Airlines flight announcement, Jokes September 13th, 2007 | Viewed 1,183 views

Here a joke I received recently that somehow missed my spam vault. I found it funny and I want to share it with you all.
Disclaimer: Not me. Just sharing. Nothing against any individual or whatever company involved here.Get it – it is a joke ok :D

[tag]Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight[/tag]

English as it is broken in China
Subject: Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:”Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit uplight
and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty
p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill.

“HOPE IT DOESN’t APPLY TO AIR ASIA…………TRULLY ASIA

Funny or not :D Hahahahaha. I am not laughing, you know ;)

kosong aka blank

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