Ya, let’s dance. Dance till the night turn over. Dance till the rain come down. yes, let’s dance together – gether!! hahaha.

It’s pretty hot now, you know. Outside like 38 degrees Celcius. That’s hot. And inside car, even hotter. Like 42 degrees. Aircond must be in top condition. If like us, sure sweating to the toes. That’s why towel always inside my car. Hahaha. It is not my car air-conditioner broken or something. It just behave “stupid” on hot day and especially during traffic jam. “Bagus kan?”. Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t you just hate it!!! For you, my reader, you should be happy. Most of you if not at home or somewhere in the cyber cafe or somewhere under the wifi zone. so lucky.

Yeah. I am boring. I am in the office. Watching Astro at the company’s expense. Yes, we have everything here. It is indeed a luxury to work here … well, NOT FOR ME!!! One thing i hate most, I am working on weekends and on every public holiday!!! Well, I’ll be lucky if my off day shift happens to be on the public holiday but it’s rare indeed.

Sigh. So what do I do? Come on guess? Other than in FB of course Read the rest of this entry »

I just receive this email and I am all excited!! Jut breeze thru the content, just look at the numbers and straight to the end!

LOTTO.NL,
2352 Beds 152 Koningin Julianaplein 21 ,
1112 AX.
Den Haag, The Netherlands.
(Lotto affiliate with Subscriber Agents).
From: Susan Console
(Lottery Coordinator)
Website: www.lotto.nl

Sir/madam,

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lotto NL Winners International programs held on the 21st February 2009, Your e-mail address attached to ticket #: 00903228100 with prize # 778009/UK drew 1,000,000.00 which was first in the 2nd class of the draws. you are to receive 450,000, (Four hundred and fifty thousand Euros).

Because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your money (?450,000) has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be
adhere to avoid loss of your cash prize – winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It’s important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through an internet ballot system from 60,000 individual and companies e-mail addresses – the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot system. The promotion is sponsored and promoted Lotto NL.

We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the jackpot winning is 85million. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 20 days.
After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote personal and winning numbers in all correspondence with us.

Congratulations once again from all members of Lotto NL. Thank you for being part of our promotional program.

For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our Paying Bank ( Atlantic Finance Rotterdam The Netherlands.)

Send them the following:
(i). Your names,
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.

Contact person: Mr.Van Clarkson.
Massainstraat 24b 1103 ML
Rotterdam, Netherlands

Tel: +31-645407295
Fax: +31-847596057
Email: atlanticfinnl@aol.com
Email:atlanticnl@aol.com
Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,
Susan Console
www.lotto.nl

Wow, I am going to be the richest man for sure now!!! So Who’s going to be my friend now??? Anyone? No one? LOL!

I don’t feel like writing today. Its a personal blog so i take a personal rest to take my love one on valentine’s day holiday. To my loyal subscribers, sponsors, resource provider and visitors, Happy Valentine’s Day. Have a wonderful day and may more days like this. Before i signing off for a day, this is a joke for all men. Just to cheer you girls, ladies with laughter! ENJOY!

Stupid Jokes on Men:

1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
“What Men Know About Women”

2. What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature

3. How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

4. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up

5. How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares

6. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know… it has never happened

7. What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

8. What’s the difference between a man and E.T?
E.T. phoned home

9. What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer

10. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !

11. What did God say after he created man?
I can do better

12. What are two reasons men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind 2. No business

13. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist

14. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
He bronzed it

15. How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy and wearable”

16. Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it

17. Why did God create man?
He needed to practice

18. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions

Obviously, this is a scheduled post since Monday actually. Hahaha. I hope you all enjoying your Valentine’s Day. For me, just another day in the calender. Wife will be working tomorrow and I will be at home tweaking my radio control buggy. Wife said, every day is a Valentine’s Day for us. So I’m off the hook. I am a lucky man.

I found out that many people like stories like this. Stories from “First Night for The Jail and The Bad Guy!“. This blog even got record spams in this post alone. Cool.

So, not to disappoint anyone, including the spammers, here is another one for you – First Night Sex Story! I know you guys have no problem in translating this from Malay to English or whatever language you prefer. As the saying goes, if the heart wants it, everything possible. Hahaha. Man, my English sucks big time.

Anyway, enjoy it. I have many stories like this in my crazy collections. I told you kan

Kisah Malam Pertama

Seorang lelaki bernama Amat yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isteri barunya, menceritakan tentang kemusykilannya kepada seorang sahabatnya, Mohd. Jamil.

“Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar,” ujar Amat. “Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, boleh berulang pada malam pengantin.”

“Maksud kau? Sebenarnya apa yang berlaku semalam?” si Mohd. Jamil ingin tahu. Read the rest of this entry »

This is another of my crazy collection. It is about couples first night together – I mean yes, SEX. Sadly, I have no time to translate it. It is in Bahasa Malaysia. To all my US Citizen visitors, go google translate it. I am not sure how correct the translation because some words are totally local slang. I wish you all the best.

Malam Pertama Ibarat Penjahat dan Penjara

Sepasang pengantin baru sedang bersiap menikmati malam pertama mereka.

Pengantin perempuan berkata, “Bang, saya masih anak dara dan tidak tahu apa-apa tentang seks. Boleh abang menerangkannya lebih dulu sebelum kita melakukannya?”

“Seks itu senang je., kita ni macam penjara, yang engkau punya tu selnya dan yang abang punya penjahatnya. Di penjara, penjahat harus dimasukkan ke dalam sel,” terang pengantin lelaki. Lalu mereka pun mulai bercumbu mengarungi lautan asmara .

Ketika sudah selesai dan si pengantin lelaki sedang berbaring akan memejamkan mata, si pengantin perempuan berkata, “Bang, penjahatnya terlepas.”

Pengantin lelaki pun mulai lagi memasukkan ‘penjahatnya’. Rupanya si pengantin perempuan syok sangat dengan hubungan asmara yang baru pertama ini ia rasakan. Setiap kali selesai, ia selalu mengatakan bahwa penjahatnya lepas atau melarikan diri, keluar dari selnya.

Setelah banyak kali macam tu, si pengantin lelaki dengan nafas termengah-mengah berkata, “Yang, penjahat yang ini bukannya kena hukuman penjara seumur hidup.”

To those who understand, you laughing or not? Hahaha.

*This is what i considered surplus of excitement or whatever the right term you may called it. I know sometimes, this is indeed a “high-above send” to the husband. However, if “penjahat” keep going in and out non-stop, it is possible can cause heart attack or cardiac arrest. Alah, you know what I mean.

How to be a good husband? At least to the eye of your wife? I honestly do not know all the ways or the tricks but this one story really make me thinking. Read all the way through.

The Good Husband…

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all.

He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Read the rest of this entry »

Hahaha. Yea. You can ignore this post too if you really want. Nothing important here that is for sure. However, if you continue reading, you may find something valuable down there. Maybe

Anyway, since I can’t stop typing, I might as well do some money making post. Yeah, the one that need no reviews, no all positive talking only, no please go check this site, nope. None of those things. Here is just a pure rambling, non stop out of this world, the not so ordinary kind of blog posting. You can even say, you wasting time here and still this blog survive based solely on nothing.

That’s for me, as I am just rambling now, is the best thing about personal blog. You can just talk about nothing and still at this very words already reach 111 words and still you can make money. I know, I screwed the person who really searching for certain keywords and hoping to find some good info. Some probably need information that matter most like life or death situation or simply on how to look slim and beautiful. They usually search for this keywords, weight loss pill. Yep, they big, they ugly, they not satisfied with their life and many more reasons. yep, I screwed them all with my nonsense “Ignore this Post” thing.

So if you end up and you found nothing interesting. I suggest you click the above “Back” key or simply press the combination Alt-F4 keys. That should do you peace and maybe harmony to your mind.

Yeah, PapaJ did it again. Sadly, my $10 giveaway still no winner. I probably do this like the $20 million Mega Jackpot. So, by next month, the prize will be $15 and the next month again, will be $20. Until the winner appears from no where. I just hope some local friends who always commenting here be the winner. However, everyone entitled. So keep on commenting. Haha.

Seriously, I have nothing much to do right now in the office. The Astro on but boring. All I dream of other than being with my wife and kids, is to be on the track, racing again. The smell of Nitro… saaaddaaaap bah!