Hahaha. Yea. You can ignore this post too if you really want. Nothing important here that is for sure. However, if you continue reading, you may find something valuable down there. Maybe

Anyway, since I can’t stop typing, I might as well do some money making post. Yeah, the one that need no reviews, no all positive talking only, no please go check this site, nope. None of those things. Here is just a pure rambling, non stop out of this world, the not so ordinary kind of blog posting. You can even say, you wasting time here and still this blog survive based solely on nothing.

Suddenly, out of the blue or red or whatever the color, I received a couple of email from the same sender. I got a secret admirer! Fainted!

Hello Dear,

My name is Vivian.I will like to know more about you.You can show your interest by sending me a reply to my email address, I will send you some of my pictures. My email address is (*****@*****.com). I believe we can move further from here!

Awaiting your response.

Miss vivian

PLS CONTACT ME DIRECTLY ON MY EMAIL (******@****.com). Thanks.

Mathematics is good for you! Okay as usual junks emails can sometimes bring cheers to your day. I just found out this one in my spam box during my boring session in the office. You tell me if it’s true or not okay.

Romance Mathematics

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Shopping Math

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

Wow, I think I have come with very interesting title up there, eh? But seriously. I think it is true. Boy or girl, Man or lady all need to be more serious with themselves. I don’t think it is a problem to the girls or ladies but more to the men here.

What the ‘F@rk’ you talking about PapaJ? Alah … about your face bah. No matter how you look at it, I am sure you want to look better than the person next or in front of you, right. Even an old man like me, I still want to look good too bah. At least better than that person. Whoever he is lah. What more you young guys. Especially the one with no girl friend yet. Aduh.. you need good face to at least stand a chance. Trust me, girls nowadays are same like the old days too - they look for the face first before your wallet.

So, PapaJ, do you have any tips or whatever to help us in the face department? Aha! I want to ramble a bit about this product. Ok or not? You know I’m promoting something here. Yeha, it’s coming and you just can’t avoid it. Hahaha.

Jokes of the day. Coming from the usual source. Hope you all have some laughters today, tomorrow and forever will be. I am working on Sunday so I need to laugh a bit so I will not go crazy thinking about it.

Here they said some of the stupid questions that got very smart answers.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

Another Joke for you all. Thanks to my friend, never stop spamming me with this kind of email. It make me laugh, so I taught, I wanna share with you all what I’ve laughed about. It made an impact to me. Due to my style of laughing, my immediate Boss scolded me. Hahahaha.

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

This is for guys only. Well to those guys who wants to lose weight of course. Another leisure email reading from my friend Eve. Enjoy it

A guy calls a weight loss company and orders their 5-day/10 pound weight loss program.The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.” Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. She shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds as promised.

This is just another day without anything to share. I have a few as drafts but there seems to consume me lot of time to compose as fully ready for publishing. So here The Joke of the day - Baked Beans. Courtesy of my friend Eve.