Suddenly, out of the blue or red or whatever the color, I received a couple of email from the same sender. I got a secret admirer! Fainted!

Hello Dear,

My name is Vivian.I will like to know more about you.You can show your interest by sending me a reply to my email address, I will send you some of my pictures. My email address is (*****@*****.com). I believe we can move further from here!

Awaiting your response.

Miss vivian

PLS CONTACT ME DIRECTLY ON MY EMAIL (******@****.com). Thanks.

There. Email address ‘astericked’ for secrecy. Hahaha. Oh my goodness. Someone really goes to great length to make my wife jealous. Hahaha. The second one even longer. Got picture some more. Pengsan. Not bad looking also. Pengsan eh.

To be honest, this is purely spam. Of course it’s a spam email. What else you think. Hahaha. Even though I thought at first it’s from my previous school mate which happened to be the same name also, playing jokes on me. Hahahaha. Nope, nothing to do with the HDMI wall plate or SCSI cable or insurance agent again. Totally unrelated there. Hahaha.

Okay guys and gals. That’s all from me. I’m back to working now. Till 8pm man. Damn it. Be watching the match between the red devil and the blues in the office. Guess who gonna win?

Mathematics is good for you! Okay as usual junks emails can sometimes bring cheers to your day. I just found out this one in my spam box during my boring session in the office. You tell me if it’s true or not okay.

Romance Mathematics

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Shopping Math

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

General equations and statistics

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness

• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Longevity

• Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Propensity to change

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Discussions Technique

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

How to stop people from bugging you about getting married.

• Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’ They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Now, is there any truth to all this equations? Any of them?

Wow, I think I have come with very interesting title up there, eh? But seriously. I think it is true. Boy or girl, Man or lady all need to be more serious with themselves. I don’t think it is a problem to the girls or ladies but more to the men here.

What the ‘F@rk’ you talking about PapaJ? Alah … about your face bah. No matter how you look at it, I am sure you want to look better than the person next or in front of you, right. Even an old man like me, I still want to look good too bah. At least better than that person. Whoever he is lah. What more you young guys. Especially the one with no girl friend yet. Aduh.. you need good face to at least stand a chance. Trust me, girls nowadays are same like the old days too – they look for the face first before your wallet.

So, PapaJ, do you have any tips or whatever to help us in the face department? Aha! I want to ramble a bit about this product. Ok or not? You know I’m promoting something here. Yeha, it’s coming and you just can’t avoid it. Hahaha. Read the rest of this entry »

Jokes of the day. Coming from the usual source. Hope you all have some laughters today, tomorrow and forever will be. I am working on Sunday so I need to laugh a bit so I will not go crazy thinking about it.

Here they said some of the stupid questions that got very smart answers.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? Read the rest of this entry »

Another Joke for you all. Thanks to my friend, never stop spamming me with this kind of email. It make me laugh, so I taught, I wanna share with you all what I’ve laughed about. It made an impact to me. Due to my style of laughing, my immediate Boss scolded me. Hahahaha.

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
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This is for guys only. Well to those guys who wants to lose weight of course. Another leisure email reading from my friend Eve. Enjoy it

A guy calls a weight loss company and orders their 5-day/10 pound weight loss program.The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.” Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. She shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 pounds as promised.

He calls the company again and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me.” Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This woman is in excellent shape and he does his best running after her, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 pounds as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.” The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, your ass is mine.”

He lost 63 pounds that week.

Tell me you are not laughing, guys. Hahahahahahahaha. OK, I know there are ladies reading this. It is ok of course. I just teasing my own kind, you can laugh too. Hahahaha.

Now guys or gals, if you are not into losing weight, what about your life as a whole? If I offer you the life insurance quotes, would you be interested to buy one? Yes? No? Oh well, life goes on. Back to sleep. Time check now at zero three hundred forty hours. Signing out.

This is just another day without anything to share. I have a few as drafts but there seems to consume me lot of time to compose as fully ready for publishing. So here The Joke of the day – Baked Beans. Courtesy of my friend Eve. Read the rest of this entry »

I am not feeling well now and every bad thing seems to be heading towards me. On the other hand, I should not have spread all this sad stories to you all. So, I hope this story will somehow, at least, make you relax and did not catch my sad feeling.

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answers.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”

She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.”

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?” She again replied, “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to
mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.”

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:
“If either of you f#ckers asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the electric chair.”

I told you. Don’t play-play with the Grandmas