I am not feeling well now and every bad thing seems to be heading towards me. On the other hand, I should not have spread all this sad stories to you all. So, I hope this story will somehow, at least, make you relax and did not catch my sad feeling.

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answers.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”

I just finished feeding milk to Preston and he asleep now. While Josh keep urging me to read his favorite bedtime story already. Now, if you are feeling sleepy or stress like me , try this exercise ….. it only takes 7 minutes top. My wife recommended me this exercise before she went to sleep with Presley. Pandai dia!

So please follow the instruction well, no skipping. The instructions were in Malay but I have translated them using my own Enggerish translation style, in bold.

ni ala taichi sikit la… sebagai intro dan warming up..
[This is ala Taichi style as intro and warming up]

I am really busy today because it is Friday and I am not working by this weekend. Thank GOD for that! I have projects waiting for me to finish and some to reply. Website to upgrade and many more. I have to finish my assignment today because on my off days, I will definitely spend more time with my Josh, playing hide and seek, counter and strike near our house. Now, all this “busy-ness” of course, related to putting money to my family’s budget. Or Shall I say, Disneyland plan

I have a collection of jokes in my possession. I hope you all like them because this is going to be a regular post. It has its own category, so let it be then

Jokes:

Teacher: Simon, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
…………..

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
………….

Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: ” Singapore , Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”
………….

Here a joke I received recently that somehow missed my spam vault. I found it funny and I want to share it with you all.
Disclaimer: Not me. Just sharing. Nothing against any individual or whatever company involved here.Get it - it is a joke ok

Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight

English as it is broken in China
Subject: Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight

Technorati Tags: Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight

I have just received this photos from my big brother and he insisted that I should blog about it. Alright big brother, as per your request, here for all to see. So, want to die as grand, as luxury as this grave? What do you think?

Interested? You got money or not? Now if you are interested to know more, please subscribe free my feeds, I will let you know the easy way to get it.

No? You don’t like free things? Then by all means, get me the beer then and yeah, I don’t like the coffee

Here is a letter that you may consider of writing if you are in this situation. I believe you can use it if you really are fed up with your relationship and enough is enough. No more excuses, no more pretty faces. You be gone and never come back again. Thank you for all the years.

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the
last straw.

This just come in the mailbox. Papa want to dedicate this all to my lady friends. Let just says, the wives, the Smart wives!

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”

[Papa: Oouchh... she's good ]

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