This is the typical baby talk or should I say, my way of baby communication. See, even saying all this need to open dictionary. Such a pathetic Papa here. Oh well, as long as you all can come up to an understanding of what the “H” I am talking about, considered I pass then.

So here goes:

Papa say, “Hello Preston? How are you today?”

Baby reply, blink blink eyes.

Papa again, “Hello, do you know who is this? I am your Papa Jon lah.”

Baby still blink blink eyes, even cross eyes.

Papa continues, “Preston, why you so chubby one. See this cheek, like Kueh Pau. You look like a buddha face now”. Papa laugh at Preston.

Baby turn left and right. As if do not want to listen kind of action.

Papa, “Preston, why? You don’t like Papa said like that to you, ah?”
Papa continues, “Come on. Smile to Papa. If you don’t smile, no more nenen hot for you. Haha!”

Baby started to show his dislike. About to cry when suddenly wife asked, “Dear, what are you doing?”

Papa answer, “What? Nothing just playing around with Preston. So geram bah with his chubby cheek and cross eyes”.

Wife ask again, “What? Preston? Preston don’t have cross eyes lah.”

Papa confused, “Aiikkk.. so who is this? Is this Presley? Nolah, this is Prestonlah. Presley is with you!”

Wife answer, “Haha oh dear. That is Presley lah. Preston is with me. Presley is more chubby than Preston. Preston looks thinner.”

Papa “ALAMAK!!! No wonder lah Presley like blink-blink eyes and do not want to response. Ciissssss!!! Salah lagi!”

There. My typical every day mistake on identifying Preston and Presley, my Identical twins. So I asked my wife, how do you identify which is which between them two. She just answered me, “I’m a Smart Wife kan. You said it in your blog!” and then she laughs at me. Hahaha. Ciiissssssss!!!!!!!!!!

Is that the correct word for it? Last night after attending my boys Preston and Presley – “berganti-ganti” with my wife, they decided enough is enough, they just dozed off till 5am in the morning. During that time I was so happy because at last I was able to accompany my Josh to play his favourite pc game, Counterstrike.

We played till 1am! I so love the moment. I seldom spend time with him especially when the twins around. What to do, the twins need more help than Josh. But wait, is it? Every time, myJosh call me “Papa, come help, need E-see-gun!” I just could not go straight to him without putting down Preston or Presley, whoever that time with me. Sometimes, deep in me, I “marah” with the twins for holding me to go to Josh rescue. I only can say, “wait Josh, Papa with adik, wait ok.” I sometimes can’t hold my tears for doing that to Josh. I know he is frustrated with me and sometimes got angry because I did not help him or simply go to sit beside him. Especially when he said, “Papa, see, see, myJosh died already!” then he slammed the mouse. I can only say, “Josh don’t do that. Papa with adik. Papa with Preston(Presley), skijap ok.”
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Yes, Preston and Presley is are officially two(2) months old now. Born on 10th August, done everything at around 7:26am. So what is new with them? Do you want to know?

Well, let see:

• Presley look bigger (without measuring)
• Preston the most chubby one
• Presley look taller (without measuring)
• Presley the most “manja” with mommy. Need to hug real close, like under the arm then can sleep
• Preston always sleep with me on the right. So I have to be careful when sleeping. Sleep like a log. Cannot move one
• They both can lift up their heads already. So strong lerr. I scared so fast one. Maybe the Dumex Mamex gold effect
• Both of them always give their loudest cries at around 9pm to 12am, 2am to 3:30am, 5:30am to 7am
• Oh ya, both now constant 4oz milk and sometimes exceed to 5oz. Pengsan (fainted) my budget!
• Registered today for their babies baptism due on this 28th October at Sacred Heart Cathedral

So far, that’s all I can remember, meaning keep tab of. Till tomorrow, the first schedule babies appointment, I have no idea what are their weights. I just know they have increased in their body Armour protection. Thank GOD they are healthy. Not only that, they have increased their real assets too. With extra bottles, extra diapers, extra milk, extra towels, extra everything. Now I can see the need for the great Samsonite luggage when traveling. Hey, do not blame me. Everything extra is always good. Now if only I can enlarge my poor car so accommodate everything, that will be nice.

Where are you [tag]Dumex[/tag] when i need you most. Where are you when my twins crying? Not only for my [tag]twin Preston and Presley[/tag], but you also need to be there for my [tag]3 years old son Josh[/tag], you know. Where are you, where are you, Dumex?

Why do I need you so much, just check out this picture I took a while ago. You are everything to us now. See the difference you have made to our twins and to Josh.

See the gap? Only 4 days!!!

See the pricing? So much difference? One at RM45.70 and the other at RM47.90. It is not a cheap one you know but we need you still

See here at the early stage, they are so small, both at the same weight starting at 2.3kg at birth. they started their life already on [tag]Dumex Mamex Gold[/tag]. This is given by the KK Specialist Center and of course by our own choice too.

Here taken yesterday. See how chubby they are. They are drinking at constant 4 oz now. Yes 4oz each of them. Guess what, awakening at every 2 to 3 hours max to ask for more. Of course we give them water in the interval. So you see, 1 tin of 900g of Mamex Gold only lasted us around 4 days top. Now, am I needing you more or not Dumex. At my current salary, it is a definite negative here before end of the month.

So where are you Dumex? Will you help this poor parents by sponsoring our twins and Josh some milks. We are on our knees if that what you want us to do. In fact most of the time, wife use her knees more carrying them here and there. Not to mention, we do not have maid. Everything is done by her and sometimes only by me. Like now I’m in the office and she’s alone with the kids. So how super is my wife? You mommies tell me. For me, I just cannot wait to go home. No such thing overtime in the office. All I can do now, is [tag]more sponsor begging and posting[/tag]. Shame, embarrassing.. no I am not. I have got to do what is needed for my family. No less from me.

***Oh ya, just don’t trade the milk with my rc hobby, ok.

****However if I have to trade them for any sponsor, I will do with tears in my eyes.

psst: This is not a sponsor post from any PPP or whatever; However if it is, at least it worth USD50 or more.

Here [tag]how to take care your twins[/tag] especially if they are crying at the same time. It is not an easy task but someone got to do it and obviously my other half happily went to take bath and I was in charge of them.

Picture taken candid by the other half, you lovely, [tag]wonderful wife[/tag] you are. How dare you took this and force me to put up in my blog. Alright, I will, just do not leave me alone again with the kid.

More story later on. Today my wife first appointment to Dr. Felice Huang after the delivery. See you all soon. Ok Dear, i’m coming. I know its almost 2:30pm already. Ciao!

Yes I am working now, in the office. Its started at 6pm and should end by 8pm. This is going to be a short [tag]angry frustrated post from me[/tag]. I am angry because I have to go to work just for this 2 hours. I am frustrated because I have no option, for now, not to go to work. To add to this wound, I am leaving my wife, my twins and my Josh alone at home.

Just now while on my way to office, wife called to tell that Josh throwing things again. He got angry because mommy did not want to switch on the computer. myJosh even threatened to disturb Preston and Presley. I was like, “What!?” I am scared. For sure wife gone crazy with [tag]Josh demanding attitude[/tag]. Last night, Josh poke my eyes because he got angry of me carrying Preston around. I think that was jealousy. Man, that really hurt my left eye. I thought I gone blind already. I could not do anything because my hands were busy feeding Preston milk. I told Josh this was temporary, I mean just for awhile. He said, “No Papa. Please follow me play computer.” So scary that time because he was like very close to the baby and he keep pointing his fingers to Preston face. Arrrggghhhh.

Back to my wife. I told him just let him play computer for a while if that does not work, just beat him on the leg. Whatever it takes, protect the twins. See, even saying that I already pity my Josh. I do not like to be in this situation. I hope they are ok at home. I am sure my wife can handle him. I hope so. I hope so. Done, better call her now again. Thanks for listening me.

Now here is my house that turn to “[tag]pasar gantung[/tag]” in an instant. With all the “[tag]lampin[/tag]” aka diaper or whatever its right term is, suddenly our corner lot become so small and everything have to be in this way.. the only way to dry all the never stop supply of “Lampin”s.

The lampins in action under the bright sun!

Josh helping out by pulling them down and exercising his jumping smash skill.

Now, this is only on the front yard. There is more at the back together with our own clothes. I should have taken few shots from above but malas bah… you know. So there you go, you all lucky to know my lifestyle now. You happy or not

** Be warned! More pictures coming out about the twins together with some paid link posting Hahahaha.