This is updating from the HMS Racing Speedway Track. Just ignore me. I am on holiday now and so does the family. To keep is short and simple, we started our holiday since Friday and for the first time, I really can feel the holiday. Hooray.

Anyway, as this is live using my Celcom 3G from the pit table [later I upload the picture] I only have few minutes to update this. Oooops more than 63 words already. Hahahaha.

So any of you interested in this term life insurance quotes, well do not hesitate, go ahead make my day and a penny richer by today. 100 Words.

To those Malaysian, SELAMAT MENYAMBUT HARI MERDEKA YANG KE 51 TAHUN. Happy 51st National Day! To my Muslim friends, if I not mistaken, Ishak, Azmeen, massy(you muslim bah kan ) Ratu Syura, Shemah, Xander, Radzie, Shueqry and siapa lagi ah??? To all Muslims lah, SELAMAT BERPUASA!!.

If I forgot to mention your name here, sorry loh. Never intended to forget you or remember your “ugama”. Ok bye.!

Yah man. So many Halo here, Halo there but no one say aloha. But why anyway right? Haha. Unless you want to talk about this Halo then no comment lah because that will be my son’s interest. Anyway, this is my version of this phenomenon Halo that happened in Sabah. This is just to mark in my blog archives that I have seen it too, took pictures of it and forgot to post about it until I found out it is one of the biggest thing ever happen in Sabah. Actually it happened just outside my garage yesterday. Yabah.
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Now tell me, if you have never heard of [tag]Ahpek.com[/tag] then you probably had started your blogging journey the wrong way. Everyone in Malaysia should know who is Ahpek. I understand if You are not Malaysian. Even that also no excuse because people from USA, Europe, Taiwan, China, Japan and what more Australian and New Zealander. They all know who is Ahpek. What? Still blur? You crazy or what? OK, I didn’t mean that. Sorry . Nay, actually I do mean it if you still do not know who is Ahpek.
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Oh yes, this is so interesting. Our [tag]Malaysian Prime Minister[/tag], [tag]Dato’ Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi[/tag], is [tag]getting married with Jeanne Abdullah[/tag]. When? This Saturday. Are you surprise or not? I am and what a timing! Cool Prime Minister. You go for it. I support you PM

Check here the original source: HTNet – Wedding Bells For Malaysian PM.

Heard, from the source link to the above, Jeanne Abdullah is a [tag]French Native[/tag] with the original name is [tag]Jeanne Danker[/tag]! And heard also the [tag]sister-in-law to the late PM’s Wife, Datin Endon[/tag].

[ratings]

Go to Azmeen for more sourceful links.

The Top 10 Hottest Female Award is out earlier and now for the Top 3. Advertising for the handsome Monkey who almost got robbed by the fatboy using the clothes hanger who lives nearby only!

OMG. Why I’m feeling nervous? Why I’m sweating now at 6am? Damn this hot girls, see what you all have done to me. Why the panic PapaJoneh? Relax. It is not for the Hottest Daddy or what, you know. It is just for the girls. And they not even your own girls. Geez. Too much football, i guess. LOL.

Anyway, back to reality. I have got these three(3) choices and for the three(3) top female bloggers. How ler to vote for one only? Might as well vote for the champion. Alamak, alamak.

The due date is on 28th April, so Papa got two(2) more days to compile, sort and cut and paste their resume for the ultimate decision. I guess I have to wait for more Purple flowers or something here to make the ultimate decision. Oh well. Relax, still got time. I got time. Papa always got time one.

Bah Capat! Bribe me! Yes, you too included Sasha!

Yes, Papa thought about it, after much consideration and after keep looking at my subtitle many times, it says [tag]Little knowledge on Blogging, Hobby and Family[/tag], I decided that tomorrow and probably Wednesday too going to be the “[tag]PapaJoneh Family Blog Day[/tag]“. Ever since this blog appeared on the net, it never really talk about the family side. Maybe I reluctant to share it. Just for info, even after so many non-family related posts here, I always go to parenting blog, mommy’s blog, baby’s blog and most of the fathers’ blog out there and commenting on their post. BUT Papa never said anything in this blog. Funny, eh? Not even a baby photo.

So, by tomorrow, [tag]Tuesday[/tag] or and [tag]Wednesday[/tag], Papa promise to write something about the family. I know, there is even a comment that said I am not really a Papa(father) but just a nickname. No, nope and ‘tidak’. Papa is really a Papa, a father and a parent to my lovely son [tag]Josh Luke Joneh[/tag]. Next month [tag]26th May 2007[/tag] is his [tag]birthday of 3 years old[/tag]. So remember that my friendly, no commenting visitors here. Want to be friend with me. Do please comment or at least remember this date. Send some flowers… oops, no not that. For my son’s birthday, come here and comment on any post and said Happy Birthday to him, OK. Muuuaaaahh. Love you all.

OK, Ciao for a moment. Boy already called me downstairs. Asking me to play along his favourite Hamster Ball game.

Oh yes, this question Papa especially dedicated to all [tag]motorcyclist[/tag]. Why, you want to be in the statistic? Papa talking about “[tag]The Death Statistic![/tag]“. Before Papa go on explaining why this is my topic in the early morning of Sunday, well just wait and read through all to the end.

Now here are some statistic for the motorcyclist. Read through all the links Papa provided than tell Papa, you want to be in the statistic or not?

This is from 2004 statistic quoted:

Malaysia

* Motorcycles represent 49.6% of traffic
* Motorcycles involved in 60 – 67 % of crashes
* Motorcyclists represent 50 – 57 % of deaths
* 33% of motorcyclists are involved in weaving
* 30% of helmet users not wearing helmet properly
* Only 24% of children are using a safety helmet
* Problem of motorcycle racing on public highway

From presentation by Kulan K. C. Mani, Road Safety Research Centre, University of Putra Malaysia, at ASEAN Seminar, Viet Nam, March 2004.

Now, here in 2005 statistic quoted:

source: statistical report road accident, Royal Malaysian Police, 2005

Try reading this Road Safety Situation in Malaysia. Lots of info, especially in the road construction on how to avoid this statistic going up. Motorcyclist, you involved too.

Papa do not have time to check the 2006, but Papa bet statistic for the motorcyclist will only going up and not down. Whatever it is, accident does involved human being. Human interaction is the correct term for Papa. Yes, Papa going to tell you what had just happened this morning on the way to the office. And yes, Papa working on Sunday! Geez

Papa was driving like the normal speed, 60 to 70km/hr on this road and turning to a very busy road near to the office in Luyang. And out from no where, this self-proclaimed the coolest couple in the world on a ‘kapcai’, yea the small motor one, driving leisurely, pointing here and there to his right, to his left while chatting with his girlfriend. Like they own the road and to think of it, he was like the tourist guide, explaining the wonderful site of Luyang. Well Papa do not mind as long as you keep the speed reasonable. Now here was the thing. Papa’s car just behind them and behind Papa’s car, were 5 more cars, all waiting, queuing, like angrily behind me. They horned Papa like many times because they thought Papa was the one holding them. Papa understand their frustration. Papa just lift Papa hand and pointing to the front. To the romantic couple in front on a motorcycle.

Now, what do you think Papa should do? Well, Papa of course have to horn them. Papa going to work, remember. It was already 9:25am and 9:30am is the thumb print time! So hush hush. Now, Papa’s car got this two modified big horns. So, when Papa press them, it was like a big treller lorry coming towards you. So, of course it got the attention of this romantic couple. What kind of attention? Well, lets just say, the guy turn his head back, like a 5 seconds look and turn back to the front again. and drive his ‘cup’ like nothing happen. Yep, just like that only. So, what you gonna do now? You late remember and other people ‘horning’ [is this the correct term? pasar wordlah] you from behind. What you gonna do?

The limit was reached. Its Papa time to settle this once and for all. Papa change gear, slow down a bit, like to 20km/hr. Enough space between Papa’s car and the motor. Press it down to the metal. Full throttle towards his motor and at the last minute Papa brakes with a very loud screeching sound just before his rear mudguard and rev the throttle!
Guess what happened afterwards? Oh no. He just stopped and park his motor in front, in the middle of the road and coming towards Papa’s car. Oh yes, this is getting better and better. Well, before he reaches Papa’s car, Papa come out and pointed to the back. That time already like 10 cars in queue. Papa just stand there and smile while saying, “Apa lagi kau mau? Ah?” [In english word, "What? Something wrong, ah?"]

With that, guess what happened again? To be continue lor….

OK, OK. Nothing happened afterward. He just angrily gone back to his so-called cute partner and his “merz” and rev away. He almost throw his partner backward! Hahaaha. Some people ah, you never understand. We give chance, they take for granted. Now, if other people, especially with a lorry. Do you think he got any mercy? I bet NOT! Do you think the statistic will go down? Now you tell me.

***pls take note, Papa do not hate motorcyclist and furthermore no motorcyclist got harm in this morning story! Ha!